Friday Humor

A classic one liner from Jack Mayberry...

I voted for the Democrats because I didn't like the way the Republicans were running the country, which is turning out to be like shooting yourself in the head to stop your headache.

Jay Leno...

If God doesn't destroy Hollywood Boulevard, he owes Sodom and Gomorrah an apology.

And Robin Williams...

Ah, yes, divorce, from the latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.

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