History's 10 Most Appropriate Uses of The F-Word

10th - "Scattered f***ing showers, my ass!" - Noah, 2304 BC


9th - "How the f*** did you work that out?" - Pythagoras, 518 BC


8th - "You want WHAT on the f***ing ceiling?" - Michelangelo, 1508

7th - "Where did all those f***ing Indians come from?" - Custer, 1876


6th - "It does so f***ing look like her!" - Picasso, 1907

5th - "Where the f*** are we?" - Amelia Earhart, 1937

4th - "Any f***ing idiot could understand that." - Einstein, 1915

3rd - "What the f*** was that?" - Mayor Of Hiroshima , 1945

2nd - "I need this parade like I need a f***ing hole in the head!" -JFK, 1963


And The number 1 most appropriate time for using the "F" word...

"Aw c'mon. Who the f*** is going to find out?" - Tiger Woods, 2009