Dinner Invitation - Rejected

The Valedictorian of the 2009 graduating class at Notre Dame praised President Obama for practicing Catholic-like values, because of his willingness to “invite all to the table,” saying that’s what Jesus would have done. However, what Miss Bollman, in her naiveté, has forgotten is that even Satan himself would also be very willing to “invite all to the table,” though I doubt the fare he would serve would be any more palatable than the repast Obama wishes us to digest; like items having the stench and bitter taste of late term abortions. I'm afraid I will have to pass on the invitation.